X-Raying, But Only Mining Coal Until I Get Banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsooHfP5XQM
Ah, the saga of Banana Man 590, a legend in the world of 1x1 tunnels and Coal Whispering. This brave soul decided to take X-ray to new heights—by mining coal instead of shiny diamonds, because clearly, the moderators have a strict policy against cheating… unless it’s for the most boring ore in the game. Spoiler: they didn’t ban him until he live-streamed his blatant cheating and begged for it. Given the amount of coal mined, I’m surprised he didn’t end up building a full-blown coal empire before finally getting caught.
The “X-ray” Stone Age
Who knew the path to glory wasn’t paved in diamonds, but in the dusty remains of expired coal? 🎉
“Oh look, a giant tunnel to diamonds! Oh no, I’ll just skip them for… coal?!” Genius-level stuff right here.
Buying a diamond pickaxe with coal profits sounds like trying to pay rent with Monopoly money. Good luck with that, buddy.
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
The moderators must have a full roster of “Most Obvious X-ray User” awards because Banana Man is basically wearing a flashing sign that says “Look here!”
After all this blatant cheating, his final move was literally naming himself “X-ray Anaman.” Subtlety isn’t his strong suit.
Can we appreciate the irony of building his ‘X-ray castle’ only to discover that even spawning coal is apparently criminal? Epic fail!
The Grand Experiment
Ultimate test: “If I mine only coal, will they even care?” Answer: Yes, but only when you accidentally release screenshots of your guilt.
This wasn’t just a social experiment—it was more like watching a toddler in a candy store after too much sugar. Spoiler alert: chaos ensued.
Turns out, playing with a “please ban me” attitude is like trying to get rejected by your crush while dressing up as the most obnoxious clown at the party.
Final Verdict: And in the end, Banana Man 590 learned the hard way that X-raying for coal might keep you safe—until you go live asking for banishment. Classic blunder: don’t stream your crimes, kids!
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