Giants of Late-Night Visit Stephen Colbert in Show of Support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFyGkrw_MFA
Oh, the drama! Steven Colbear—who I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for—tears into “cancel culture” like it personally stole his lunch money. Instead of throwing a pity party solo, he rounded up the late-night Avengers for a star-studded cringe-fest to blast CBS, who claims his show’s cancellation was “purely financial.” Spoiler alert: It’s always about the money, especially when you can’t afford a pulse in 2023.
The Big Brain Moment
Colbear calls out financial nonsense while the ratings scream “Number 1!” Talk about cognitive dissonance—he’s like a vegan trying to explain why bacon is “just a phase.”
Everyone gathered to support him, as if late-night talk has become the adult version of a high school pep rally. Didn’t realize financial ruin was such a bonding activity!
Crisis in 4K
Oliver’s all “It’s heartbreaking,” but buddy, it’s also the equivalent of a labor union meeting at a stockholder conference—no one’s crying actual tears over this.
Just when you thought the crowd couldn’t look more uncomfortable, we get a cameo of John Stewart… or as I like to call him, “the ghost of our comedic past.”
Oops x100
As Colbear contemplates his “cancellation,” he hilariously thinks he’s off the air already. Surprise! You’re still in the game, pal—you’re just hitting a terrible season finale.
Corporate says it’s financial, and Colbear’s all “Uhh, I’m confused.” Welcome to corporate life, Steve. First lesson: “Financial” is code for “We need to stop losing money faster than my dignity on stage.”
Final Verdict: Comedy gold turned into corporate cold — just another day in the late-night life, featuring more twists than a soap opera!
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